FEMININE HYGIENE TIP: replace the time you spend in the shower shaving with using the showerhead to masturbate. hope this helps.
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[liberal voice]: the idea that you should care about the indigenous people being neglected in hawaii is just a right-wing narrative! the true, progressive, left-wing narrative is that we must increase military funding to defeat the nefarious threat of red china
(via pinktinselmonstrosity)
nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once
(via lilenariinpink)
they should give every weird gay person with a niche media interest $1,000,000,000 and a production company
(via jermarvin)
TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron
(via weirdgirlwambsgans)
Babes In Toyland performing “Dogg” [📼]
(Source: youtube.com, via killrockstar)
